π¨ The problem
Let's be honest, folks. You're SURROUNDED. At work, on the subway, at the grocery store... a*holes are EVERYWHERE. And the worst part? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. You're walking around with no radar, no sonar, NOTHING. It's a DISASTER! A TRAGEDY of BIBLICAL proportions!
Until now, there was NO technology capable of detecting them. Other apps are PATHETIC, a total FRAUD. But that's OVER. A*HOLE DETECTOR is here and it's TREMENDOUS.
π‘ The solution
A*HOLE DETECTOR is the most advanced a*hole detection app EVER created. MILITARY-grade SONAR technology (and VERY beautiful), real-time GPS with an A-HOLE-AREAS map, and an A-HOLE-O-METER of SURGICAL precision. NOBODY does it better!
π― TREMENDOUS features
- π‘ SONAR Radar β MILITARY-grade technology with SPECTACULAR animation
- π A-Hole-O-Meter β HIGH PRECISION a*hole meter. Adjust it to your liking
- πΊοΈ A-HOLE-AREAS GPS β Danger zones on the map with real-time detection
- β‘ KERMEL Adjustment β Crank radar power to the MAX. SUPREME SCIENCE!
- π Sound effects β MILITARY sonar ping. Like a movie, but BETTER
- π₯ Epic explosion β If the A-Hole-O-Meter goes off the scale... BOOM!
- π 5 languages β Spanish, English, French, German and Chinese. NOBODY speaks more languages!
π Who is it for?
- For YOU, who suspects your office has more a*holes than chairs
- For parties, birthdays and gatherings where you want to LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF
- For fans of satirical humor, absurd comedy and surrealism
- For creating VIRAL content for social media
- For ANYONE who wants to have a TREMENDOUS time
π Why A*HOLE DETECTOR?
Because NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, makes an a*hole detector like us. Other prank apps are a DISASTER. Boring. Unfunny. PATHETIC. A*HOLE DETECTOR has radar, sonar, GPS, animations, sounds, maps, explosions... It's the most POWERFUL humor app in the world! Many people are saying it!
Available for FREE on Android. Download it and start detecting a*holes like a CHAMPION!