Changelog — A*HOLE DETECTOR

1.0.0+11 — April 18, 2026

    INTERNATIONALIZATION! We went GLOBAL, folks! The app now speaks FIVE languages.
    FIVE! Nobody speaks more languages than A*HOLE DETECTOR!
  

🌍 5 LANGUAGES — Spanish, English, German, French and Chinese. The WHOLE WORLD can now detect assholes. TREMENDOUS reach!
🗣️ LANGUAGE SELECTOR — New first page in the onboarding AND a language button on the home screen. Change language INSTANTLY, no restart needed!
🔧 LOCALIZED APP NAME — The about dialog now shows the localized name. Attention to detail, folks. NOBODY has better details!
📐 OVERFLOW FIX — The share row no longer overflows on small screens. PERFECTION in every pixel!
📄 Localized privacy policy and changelog web pages in ALL 5 languages!
📝 Technical design document. Very SMART documentation!

1.0.0+10 — April 17, 2026

A MASSIVE round of technical improvements! We upgraded EVERYTHING under the hood. New testing systems, modernized code, smarter builds. You won't believe how CLEAN this codebase is now. Nobody's code is cleaner, NOBODY. Tremendous engineering!

1.0.0+9 — April 10, 2026

Some people — very unfair people — had their ads fail to load and got STUCK. Can you believe it? NOT ANYMORE! Now if the ad doesn't load, we let you through anyway. Because we're GENEROUS. The most generous app in the WORLD!

1.0.0+8 — April 10, 2026

Google came to us — very important people at Google — and said "you need to comply with our ad policies." So we did. PERFECTLY. Nobody complies better than A*HOLE DETECTOR. Some technical plumbing too. TREMENDOUS plumbing!

1.0.0+7 — April 1, 2026

    HUGE UPDATE! Many people are saying this is the BEST update ever released
    by ANY app. Ever. In history!
  

🎓 ONBOARDING TUTORIAL — A beautiful, CLASSY tutorial that shows new users how to use the most POWERFUL detector in the world. 7 pages of PURE GENIUS!
📍 GILI-AREA PROXIMITY ALERTS — The app now WARNS you when you're getting close to a known concentration zone. It's like having a SIXTH SENSE, but BETTER!
📸 New screenshots for the store. They look INCREDIBLE. The best screenshots!

1.0.0+6 — April 1, 2026

Fixed a small ad display issue. Very small. Tiny. But we fixed it because we're PERFECTIONISTS. Nobody fixes bugs faster than us!

1.0.0+5 — March 27, 2026

PREMIUM POWER! This is a BIG one, folks. REALLY big!

💰 REMOVE ADS FOREVER — Don't like ads? Neither do we! Now you can make them DISAPPEAR with one simple purchase. It's the BEST deal, the most LUXURIOUS experience. Many people are buying it!
📛 Renamed the free version to A*HOLE DETECTOR. Short, powerful, MEMORABLE. Like a great brand. Like TRUMP!

1.0.0+3 — March 26, 2026

    MASSIVE EXPANSION! We added so many features, other apps are JEALOUS.
    Tremendously jealous!
  

ℹ️ ABOUT SCREEN — Now you can learn about the GENIUS behind this app. Very important information!
🗺️ GEOLOCATED MAP — The sonar animation now shows a REAL MAP behind it. Your actual location! It's like being a SECRET AGENT, but with more style!
👑 PREMIUM VERSION — Finalized and ready for the ELITE. The most EXCLUSIVE detector experience money can buy!
🛡️ ANTI-ADBLOCKER — Some very sneaky people tried to block our TREMENDOUS ads. Not anymore! We're smarter than that!

1.0.0+1 — March 5, 2026

    THE BEGINNING! The day the world changed FOREVER. Many people are saying
    March 5, 2026 will go down in HISTORY!
  

🔊 SONAR RADAR — Military-grade detection technology with a BEAUTIFUL sonar animation. Nobody has better sonar, NOBODY!
🏠 HOME SCREEN — The most ELEGANT, most POWERFUL control center ever designed for a mobile app!
⚙️ SETTINGS — Configure your Gilipollómetro, adjust the KERMEL, manage your GILI-ÁREAS. Total control. TREMENDOUS control!
📍 GPS DETECTION — Real geolocation-based detection. Science at the SUPREME level!
📢 SHARE — Tell the WHOLE WORLD about this app. They NEED to know!
🔉 SONAR AUDIO — That beautiful PING sound. Like music. The best music!
🗺️ MAP PICKER — Select locations on a real map to create your danger zones!